Are you tired of feeling like a human furnace? Sick of mood swings that make you want to throat-punch random strangers? You’re navigating a hormonal hellscape and it’s time for some stress relief. So grab your colored markers and prepare to tell menopause to go fuck itself – in vivid, beautiful hues!

This isn’t your grandma’s coloring book (unless your grandma was a badass with a potty mouth). It’s a goddamn lifeline for those of us who are suddenly sprouting chin hairs, forgetting our own names, and wondering why the hell nobody warned us about this cluster-fuck.

Inside, you’ll find a collection of illustrations that are just begging for your artistic touch. Nothing too complicated (because who needs that shit right now?) and feel free to go outside the lines because going rogue isn’t just reserved for your hormones. And to dial up the fun even more – each illustration comes with its own relatable rant, designed to make you feel seen and give you a bit of a laugh at the same time.